Month: January 2022

$300 Gram Of Class A Narcotics Trafficked Across Three Continents Somehow Easier To Procure Than Australian Made RAT Test

$300 Gram Of Class A Narcotics Trafficked Across Three Continents Somehow Easier To Procure Than Australian Made RAT Test

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With thousands of Aussies struggling to find RAT tests and recent news of New South Wales fining those…

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Landlord Seeking Post-Lockdown Rent Rise Asked By Tenant If He’s Considered Getting Fucked

Landlord Seeking Post-Lockdown Rent Rise Asked By Tenant If He’s Considered Getting Fucked

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter property investor is seeking a rental increase from one of his…

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Perrottet: “This Is Fine”

Perrottet: “This Is Fine”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the failed state of New South Wales has moved to…

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Federal Gov Says They’re Waiting For Brian Houston To Tell Them What To Do About Djokovic

Federal Gov Says They’re Waiting For Brian Houston To Tell Them What To Do About Djokovic

FR ROGER STEELE | Religious Affairs | Contact Special Counsel assisting the Morrison Government, Brian Houston, has yet to make…

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Cruel System Designed To Make Life Hell For Desperate Refugees Accidentally Affects Rich White Man

Cruel System Designed To Make Life Hell For Desperate Refugees Accidentally Affects Rich White Man

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 7.73 billion non-Australian members of the human race are scratching their noggins this week as they struggle…

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Surprise Glimpse Of Bum Crack Sees Local Woman Re-evaluating Her Feelings Towards Crush

Surprise Glimpse Of Bum Crack Sees Local Woman Re-evaluating Her Feelings Towards Crush

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman has today had her romantic feelings completely quashed in an instant after spying her crush’s bum…

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NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”

NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today come out in defence of their most supportive donors and policymakers at the…

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Local Woman Horrified To Discover New Boyfriend Comes From A ‘Matching Outfits’ Family

Local Woman Horrified To Discover New Boyfriend Comes From A ‘Matching Outfits’ Family

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today discovered that when it comes to dating, there’s always something. From the sweet,…

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Scotty Tells Transport Workers They’re Only A Close Contact If They Full-On Pash A Positive Case

Scotty Tells Transport Workers They’re Only A Close Contact If They Full-On Pash A Positive Case

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has once again made changes to the way in which Australians…

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Djokovic To Play As Federal Government Again Fails To Deliver On Big Theatrical Announcements

Djokovic To Play As Federal Government Again Fails To Deliver On Big Theatrical Announcements

World No.1 Djokovic has been drawn to face fellow Serb and Davis Cup teammate Miomir Kecmanovic in round one of…

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