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Erin O’Toole urges Canadians to accommodate the unvaccinated so they don’t feel excluded from the society they’re trying to destroy

Erin O’Toole urges Canadians to accommodate the unvaccinated so they don’t feel excluded from the society they’re trying to destroy

OTTAWA – As yet another wave of COVID overwhelms hospitals and Canada’s ICUs fill with unvaccinated patients, Conservative leader Erin…

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Novak Djokovic loses final of Australian Immigration Detention Island Open

Novak Djokovic loses final of Australian Immigration Detention Island Open

CHRISTMAS ISLAND, AUSTRALIA – After being detained by the Australian Border Force for failing to meet the country’s vaccination requirements…

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Christmas tree still in house unsure if family Orthodox or just lazy  

Christmas tree still in house unsure if family Orthodox or just lazy  

SASKATOON – A Christmas tree still on display in the Miller household’s living room is uncertain if the family that…

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Local man pulls fire alarm to avoid friends discovering he doesn’t like Succession

Local man pulls fire alarm to avoid friends discovering he doesn’t like Succession

VICTORIA, BC – During a recent lunch at Burke’s Cafe, local paralegal Marc Antwern felt he had no choice but…

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Peloton instructor decides to share a personal tidbit

Peloton instructor decides to share a personal tidbit

NEW YORK- Shock is sweeping the upper middle class as today’s 20 Min Christian Hip Hop Peloton Ride was punctuated…

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Affordable Toronto apartment only costs 3/4s of monthly income

Affordable Toronto apartment only costs 3/4s of monthly income

TORONTO – Local English teacher Bob Kelly was overwhelmed to find an affordable apartment in Toronto’s west end. The one-bedroom…

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Ontario schools to notify parents about Covid exposures only if child’s head lice contracts virus

Ontario schools to notify parents about Covid exposures only if child’s head lice contracts virus

OTTAWA – Ontario’s Ministry of Health outlined back-to-school Covid-19 policies for teachers, students, and parents on Monday, explaining that moving…

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Friend clearly trying to one-up your ‘I got COVID despite not going anywhere’ story

Friend clearly trying to one-up your ‘I got COVID despite not going anywhere’ story

TORONTO – After you posted that you tested positive for COVID despite barely leaving the house, friends in the comments…

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​​Quebec to impose financial penalty against unvaccinated, and minorities just for funsies

​​Quebec to impose financial penalty against unvaccinated, and minorities just for funsies

QUÉBEC CITY – The province of Québec has announced plans to charge a tax on unvaccinated citizens who make up…

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